BUILDING THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY, ONE TABLE AT A TIME
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Expected completion: soon™.
PROJECT STATUS REPORT
- COMPLETE: Put up the “Under Construction” sign.
- COMPLETE: Animate the person putting up the sign.
- COMPLETE: Create a page explaining the sign.
- PENDING: Finish the website.
Progress: 75%, if all tasks are weighted equally and nobody asks questions.
He is in a meeting with himself about the colour of the links.
WHAT’S NEW ON MY HOME PAGE?
- 1 September 1998
- Made more things clickable. Some of them now lead somewhere.
- 29 August 1998
- Visitor #427 won a computer. Then the counter was consulted.
- 14 August 1998
- Added a second shade of purple. Complaints are being processed.
- 3 July 1998
- Moved the bull three pixels to the left. A productive evening.
- 14 March 1998
- Created homepage. Announced imminent completion.