VISITOR STATISTICS, PROBABLY
THE COUNTER AUDIT
Now reconciled to five small pictures.
Visitors since 14 March 1998:
00427
This counter is decorative. The audit is also decorative.
RECONCILIATION TO THE ADVERTISEMENT
| Description | Visitors |
|---|---|
| Per the homepage | 427 |
| Per the banner | 1,000,000 |
| Unreconciled difference | 999,573 |
Management response: “The banner was prepared by Marketing.”
Auditor response: “Marketing is also Paul.”
No visitors are tracked or counted by this page. Refreshing will not bring the Pentium II any closer.